How Sleazy Are You ?
(Score over 200 : Seek Help)
1, Ever laughed at someone's misfortune ? (1)
2, Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2)
3, Ever tried alcohol ? (1)
4, Ever been Drunk ? (2)
5, Ever play drinking games ? (2)
6, Ever Fall down because you drank to much ? (3)
7, Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1)
8, Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ? (5)
9, Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? (8)
10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5)
11, Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week ? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7)
12, Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4)
13, Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried)
14, Do you use drugs regularly ? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4)
15, Ever bought soft drugs ? (4)
16, Ever sell drugs ? (8)
17, Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit ? (12)
18, Ever used barbiturates ? (8)
19, Ever used hallucinogens ? (8)
20, Ever used narcotics ? (10)
21, Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ? (8)
22, Ever Been on a date ? (2)
23, Ever been felt up, groped ? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2)
24, Ever had sexual intercourse ? (6)
25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5)
26, Ever paid for sex ? (8)
27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned / incapacitated ? (4)
28, Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed ? (8)
29, Ever engage in oral sex ? (4) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)
30, Ever engage in anal sex ? (6) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)
31, Ever engage in the 69 position ? (4)
32, Ever contracted a STD? (12)
33, Ever had sex without a contraceptive ? (4)
34, Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ? (12)
35, Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ? (9)
36, Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ? (4)
37, Ever had sex in a public place ? (6)
38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4)
39, Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ? (10)
40, Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification ? (8)
41, Ever used sex toys ? (6)
42, Ever pass out during sex ? (5)
43, Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity ? (4)
44, Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone ? (3)
45, Ever bought something in a sex shop ? (3)
46, Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball ? (1) toes ? (2) ears ?(1)
47, Ever had sex with a relative ? (5)
48, Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ? (6)
49, Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on ? (20)
50, Ever been arrested ? (8) Bonus - Convicted ? (7)
Scoring:
0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40: You barely make our scale.
41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160: You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass ?
Above 200: You're going straight to hell
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