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A - TODAY'S HOT STUFF! - DEM & REPUB POLITICAL PARODY
*CC - 2008 - SARAH PALIN - GOV ALASKA - FAMILY & PERSONAL PIXS
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DID BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA "BUY" THE ELECTION?
 IT DIDN'T MATTER - McCAIN WAS A POOR CANDIDATE
 NO - OBAMA WAS A BETTER CANDIDATE
 NO - THE MONEY WAS NOT THE DIFFERENCE
 YES - HE HAD AN 8 TO 1 ADVANTAGE
 YES - HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN PUBLIC FUNDING AS HE PROMISED
 
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The Blonde and Her Expensive Double-pane Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year. Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo!' I told him, 'It's been a year!'

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again!

Submitted by John P.





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