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You Know You're From Arkansas if...........
YOU KNOW YOUR FROM ARKANSAS IF....
IF You think potted meat on a saltine is an hor'dourve.
IF Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road"
IF Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
IF Your family tree is a straight line.
IF You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
IF Your mother has ever been in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
IF Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade IF you consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.
IF You have a brother name Bubba, Junior, or Jim Bob.
IF You prominently display a gift bought at Graceland IF You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
IF Your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
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