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A - TODAY'S HOT STUFF! - DEM & REPUB POLITICAL PARODY
*CC - 2008 - SARAH PALIN - GOV ALASKA - FAMILY & PERSONAL PIXS
*D - 2008 - BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA & JOE BIDEN - DEMOCRAT PRES & VP NOMINEES
*B - 2008 DEMOCRAT PREZ CANDIDATES - HILLARY - EDWARDS - OBAMA - BIDEN - KUCINICH
*C - 2008 - JOHN McCAIN - SARAH PALIN - RNC PRESIDENT & VP CANDIDATE


Strange Survey
DID BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA "BUY" THE ELECTION?
 IT DIDN'T MATTER - McCAIN WAS A POOR CANDIDATE
 NO - OBAMA WAS A BETTER CANDIDATE
 NO - THE MONEY WAS NOT THE DIFFERENCE
 YES - HE HAD AN 8 TO 1 ADVANTAGE
 YES - HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN PUBLIC FUNDING AS HE PROMISED
 
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What a Woman Wants, What a Woman Needs.....

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had. She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable. An entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to continue for a length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the wife to stand, and embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."

Submitted by Gary S.





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